Grumpy George: I NEED SOME BUBBLEGUM STAT!

-> GRUMPY BECAUSE HIS BIRTH NAME IS ACTUALLY LOID. HOWEVER, EVERYONE REFERS TO HIM AS GEORGE BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE HE SORTA LOOKS LIKE A GEORGE, ANYWAYS. 

-> ALSO PEEVED BY HIS CONSTANT LACK OF BUBBLEGUM BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE HIS JAW PROBABLY NEEDS A BREAK, ANYWAYS.

 

The Anyways Apple: ANYWAYS!

-> NOT ACTUALLY AN APPLE BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE EVERYONE STILL LOVES HIM, ANYWAYS.

 

Spaceman Softie: HELLO, FRIENDS!

SPACEMAN SOFTIE

-> TOTALLY A SOFTIE

-> HAS SEEN MANY FRIENDS DRIFT AWAY IN SPACE BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE IT PROBABLY SHAPED HIM INTO THE SWEETHEART HE IS TODAY.

 

Party Flag Pat

-> ADMIRES PARTY MAN PABLO

Party Man Pablo

-> ALWAYS IN THE MOOD TO GROOVE 

EYE LAND 

IN THE

SKY

Inquisitive Irwin: YEAH, LIKE, WHAT’S UP WITH THAT, DAWG.

Inquisitive Irwin

-> ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE IT JUST SHOWS HE’S ACTUALLY ENGAGED.

 

LOVE the little LEAF

-> ALWAYS IN NATURE PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY

-> CHRONIC DAY DREAMER

 

Microphone Jones: DID I REALLY SAY THAT BEFORE?

Microphone Jones

-> REPEATS SELF SOMETIMES. 

 

Count Q: YEAH, WELL, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

-> ALWAYS INSISTS THAT THE THUMB & PINKIE DO NOT ACTUALLY COUNT

 

V: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL RHINOPLASTY

-> PUT LEMON PEEL ON NOSE

 

Tea Hazel C.: 


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