September 1st, 2018
Panel 1
IT’S FALL (soon).
Panel 2
[WINK]
Clock Guy: JUST WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS, I GUESS.
Larry David Fan: I LOVE LARRY* DAVID!
-> Larry David Fan
-> Enthusiasm = Curbed
Relentless Pain: BARK BARK
-> Relentless Pain
Whatever Man: Yeah, okay.
-> Whatever, man.
September 2nd, 2018
Free Libraries
Panel 1
Hat$tackz: THERE ARE A FEW OF THESE “FREE LIBRARIES” AROUND TOWN – WHICH ACCEPT BOOK DONATIONS AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO TAKE AS THEY PLEASE
Panel 2
Hat$tackz: I THINK THE CONCEPT IS VERY CUTE AND CONSIDERATE
Hat$tackz: NEEDLESS TO SAY, I LEFT SOME BUSINESS CARDS AND TOOK A BOOK OR TWO.
I TRIP OVER MY OWN WEINER!
-> I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK THOSE BALLSY ENOUGH TO PUT VULGAR STICKERS ON THEIR RIDE.
Just a Little Closer
Panel 1
[HAT$TACKZ & HATMASK SITTING TOGETHER]
Panel 2
[HATMASK NODS, HAT$TACKZ LEANS CLOSER]
Panel 3
Hatmask: [LIL’ TINY BABY BURP]
Panel 4
Hat$tackz: HAHAHA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MOTIONINGME CLOSER TO TELL ME A LIL’ SECRET OR SOMETHING
Hatmask: NO, I ACTUALLY HAD NO IDEA WHY YOU WERE LEANING IN, HAHAHA.
Taste Test
Panel 1
[STIR STIR STIR]
-> WOOD FORK
Panel 2
[SIP…? LICK…?]
Panel 3
Hatmask: WHAT? I FEEL LIKE THAT’S A THING YOU DO.
Hat$tackz: AW, HONEY, YES – BUT NOT WITH A GIANT WOODEN FORK! YOU DO IT WITH A SPOON.
September 4th, 2018
Lost
Panel 1
I WAS SO LOST
Panel 2
BEFORE I MET YOU
Celeste: I REALLY HAVE TO PEE.
SHEDDING HAIR LIKE IT’S GLITTER
Jess Doodle
Panel 1
COFFEE
NOW JUST $4.99 per 8oz
Mid Life Crisis Kid: LIFE IS…
Panel 2
SHAMPOO OR WHATEVER
$14.99
Mid Life Crisis Kid: VERY VERY EXPENSIVE
Leggy Lary: I COMMAND YOU TO DRINK ME!
Leggy Lary
-> VERY LEGGY, NOT HAIRY
Doodles feat. Jess
[unnamed]: LISTEN.
Microphone Jones:IT’S NOT E-Z BEING MICROPHONE JONES.
-> THIS IS THE GNOME MONSTER WHO LIVES UNDER THE RIGHT HALF OF MY RIB CAGE.
-> ONLY WANTS WHAT HE CAN’T HAVE
Dog Man
-> JUST A DOG, MAN.
Dog Man: BORK!!!
-> NOT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC SPIN OFF OF GABE THE BORK DOG, THOUGH THE RESEMBLANCE IS DEFINITELY UNCANNY.