Sketchbook Tour: Oct. 1, 2018 – Dec. 3, 2018
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October 2018
Clock Guy: DON’T SCHEDULE IF YOU’RE JUST PLAYIN’!
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Tea Hazel C.: Oh, look! A butterfly.
Le Leaf: WICKA-WICKA WAZZUP!
-> DJ Leaf Man’s cousin, Le Leaf.
Unnamed Lips: LET ME OUTTA HERE!
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Rose: DO I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED?
Fred: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING HANGING OUT OF MY NOSE?
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Pumpy: WOO! HALLOWEEN OR W/E
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V’s Mouth: CANDY CORN FLAVORED GUM WOULD BE QUITE SWELL
Shroomhead Sherman: I WANT TO GO TO THE WOODS!
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Mid Life Crisis Kid: WE, UH, GOT ANY COFFEE IN THE OFFICE?
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Rose: KEEP SLEEPIN’, KEEP SLEEPIN’
Comic: Sleep for Days
Panel 1
Clock Guy: ROSE!!! YOU HAVEN’T LEFT YOUR BED IN 2 DAYS!
Panel 2
Rose: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING
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Rose: WHAT’S THE POINT OF GETTING OUT OF BED, ANYWAYS?
Celeste: YOU’RE TIRED AND I’M JADED. HOW ABOUT WE GET FADED?
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Mid Life Crisis Kid: WELL I GUESS I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING THAT FOR A LIVING
Hat$tackz: I NEED TO BREAK OUT OF D MAJOR BECAUSE ALL OF MY COMPOSITIONS HAVE BECOME DEPENDENT ON “A F# D”
(Pointing to Hatmask) -> Out here, bein’ the cutest & making killer tunes (as always)
Tea. H. C.: I’VE BEEN TOO IN MY OWN MUG LATELY
<- Shroomhead Sherman
Celeste: AH, YES. WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING TO BE ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
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Mid Life Crisis Kid: I NEED A JOB
Rose: WHO CARES?
Celeste: AMEN!
Comic: Photography & Journalism
Panel 1
Hat$tackz: PHOTOGRAPHY…
Panel 2
Hat$tackz: JOURNALISM…
Panel 3
Hat$tackz: PHOTOGRAPHY + JOURNALISM
Panel 4
Hat$tackz: HMM… I THINK I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING THIS FOR A LIVING
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Mid Life Crisis Kid: MUST BE NICE, HAVING YOUR LIFE FIGURED OUT AND SUCH
“Woof”tang
-> really jams
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App-le
-> sold soul to consumerism or w/e
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Ophone: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! DROP THE MIC! DR. PHIL’S GOT BARS!?!
I just want pups now!
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Clock Guy: I’M FALLING ASLEEP OUT HERE
Comic: eBay Bid Reminder
Panel 1
Hatmask: HEY, HONEY! LOOK. I JUST FOUND THE COMPLETE DVD SET FOR ONLY 93¢!
Panel 2
Hat$tackz: WELL SHIT
Panel 3
Hat$tackz: I KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING TODAY…
Panel 4
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 15:00
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 16:00
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 17:00
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:00
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:30
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:45
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:50
Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:55
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Update: WE WERE OUT BID IN THE LAST 16 SECONDS! >:( I CALL BS
Egghead: BORK – I MEAN – CHIRP (OR W/E BIRDS SAY)
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V’s Brain: THOUGHTS
Mid Life Crisis Kid: I BATHE IN SHAME
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Hot Nose: WOW! I SMELL AMAZING!
actually smells amazing, no lie ->
ALL I NEED!:
MY BABE | OUR ELECTRIC KETTLE
HIS KISSES HIS MUSIC HIS EYES
HIS TOUCH HIS LOVE HIS VOICE
HIS THOUGHTS HIS MUSIC HIS VOCAB
Comic: Just a Suggestion
Panel 1
Celeste: YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME THROWING UP, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IN THE BATHROOM!
Panel 2
(Tea Hazel C. retreats to her mug)
Celeste: OH, C’MON. IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION!
Mid Life Crisis Kid: I THOUGHT PURCHASING THIS UMBRELLA HAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY BUT I’M STILL DEAD INSIDE WITH 5 LESS $ IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
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Celeste: WHAT CAN I SAY? ATTEMPTING TO FILL THE VOID WITH MATERIAL OBJECTS WILL ONLY LEAVE YOU BROKE & HOLLOW!
Mid Life Crisis Kid: YEAH, AND ENCOURAGED CYNISM ONLY LEADS TO CHAIN SMOKING
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Mug Head: HMPH
Smug Head: HM…
Tea Hazel C.: I AM MORONICALLY HAPPY SIMPLY BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO THROW UP TODAY.
I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT SNAKES WERE KINDA COOL
PERHAPS MISUNDERSTOOD
I ONCE WROTE A POEM LAST YEAR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT’S STILL ON MY MIND
AM I A SNAKE?
OR
A
BUTTERFLY?
O: YEH.
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Unnamed: YOU’RE ALWAYS WORRIED
Mid Life Crisis Kid: HAHA… YEAH.
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GOOGLE KNOWS TOO MUCH
November 2018
Tongue Tides
Treble: E/C# | D C# D C# B
Bass: A/F#/D | E F# D | (Rest)
I’m tongue tied but the words still crash over me
Treble: E/C# | E/C# E/C# | E/C#
Bass: A/F#/D | A/F#/D A/F#/D | A/F#/D
Tongue Tides, these waves won’t die
Treble: D/B | F# E D C# D C#
Bass: G/E
Just let me wash to the shore
Treble: E/C# E/C# E/C# | B
Bass: A/F#/D A/F#/D A/F#/D | G/E
I’m just a shell
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I’m terrified of notifications,
So I just sit back and pretend communications aren’t a measure of self worth in this generation,
Born a citizen of the selfie nation,
Though I’ve always had trouble leaving mirrors unscathed and,
I can’t help but feel the same devices that connect us just dissect us,
Upset us, redirect us,
Do our profiles truly even reflect us?
Maybe I could profit off an internet project,
Hypocritically digitally preaching like a false prophet,
Projecting ideologies on to sheeple,
Pretending my philosophies haven’t been pondered by previous people,
Could you please creep your head up from your i-Shield?
Peepers up,
For 99 cents could you please listen for three minutes to how I feel?
Tea Hazel C.: MY INSIDES ARE BURNING! MY INSIDES ARE BURNING!
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Honey: YOUR VOICE IS ANGELIC!
Pickle Pal
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Pickle Head
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T.H.C.: …
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Celeste: WOW! MAYBE IF I JUST KEEP PUSHING MYSELF TO BE LESS TERRIBLE, IT’LL JUST STICK!
Comic: Writing for the Paper
Panel 1
V: SO I’VE STARTED WRITING FOR THE PAPER
Panel 2
V: I HAD A LOT OF FUN REPORTING
Panel 3
V: AND I LOVE THE NEWSROOM VIBES
Panel 4
V: I’D BE SO HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR A LIVING
Panel 5
I HADN’T WRITTEN COLLABORATIVELY IN YEARS
I FORGOT HOW INVIGORATING IT IS
Tea Hazel C.: I’VE BEEN TOO IN MY OWN HEAD, LATELY. I FEEL SURROUNDED BY MYSELF.
– X
I GOT YOU LIL TEAPOP, AS I’M JUST A LIL SPOON
YOU’VE GOT MAIL, I’VE GOT MAIL, WE’VE ALL GOT MAIL!
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DON’T BE AFRAID TO HIT SEND!
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CHECK YOUR SPAM, JUST IN CASE
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MOVED 2 OUTBOX…
Unnamed Bear: BOO.
Unnamed Frog: YO, HAVE MY STICKERS.
feat. XtaSeay
Unnamed Alien: AW YEAH!
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Comic: Sick House Party
Panel 1
V: I STARTED TO FEEL REALLY DIZZY & LIGHT HEADED AT THE HOUSE PARTY. NAUSEOUS, TOO.
Panel 2
V: I FELL ASLEEP ON THE UBER RIDE HOME
Panel 3
V: AND PROCEEDED TO PUKE BLOOD LATER IN THE NIGHT
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Xave: JUST KEEP DRINKING WATER, EATING, AND LIVING, OKAY? WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS.
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<- Protecting me from the world.
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Always floating just three inches above where I wish I was <-
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They say these bodies are our own but I couldn’t feel more disconnected
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Is it supposed to be this difficult simply to exist?
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Rose: SLOTHFULNESS IS A SIN ZZZ.
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Tea Hazel C.: AW, SHUCKS. R-REALLY, I’M NOTHING SPECIAL OR ALL THAT GREAT.
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Rose: I’M IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND OUR BED.
Dizzy V to the Power of 3
Burgundy Bug | Dizzy V | Weird Val “Oh-no! She fell in a ditch.”
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Weird Val: MY FAVORITE GENRES ARE SAD SALSA AND DEPRESSING DISCO
Clock Guy: 2025 IS CLOSER THAN I PERSONALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE ADMITTING TO
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Mid Life Crisis Kid: I DIDN’T REALIZE THE WEBITE USED COOKIES AND ALGORITHMS TO EXAGGERATE SALES UNTIL AFTER I PUT TOGETHER MY CART AND GOT ATTACHED SO I DECIDED TO SPED $30 I DO NOT HAVE
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Zero: … I GUESS THIS FEELS LIKE ME
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My love is
My inspiration
My light
My sunshine
The only reason I bother to try
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WHO NEEDS RESPONSIBILITY?
Let’s just be happy!
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note 2 self
-> buy new sketchbook
lil’ spoopy: OH… OH MY!
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HMPH-MRGHL: DISPLEASED IN ALL LIFE TIMES AND FORMS
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🙂 : I DON’T NEED TO BE ALIVE TO BE HAPPY!
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